Author Archives: John Miller

Who Do You Stash to Win the Cash?

Categories: General, Waiver Wire

“But he’s a good player to stash on your bench.” Gee thanks. What a brilliant piece of fantasy football analysis! Throw a player on your bench in case he turns out to be good! Phenomenal! Speaking is such generalities can … Continue reading

Dealing With the Highs and the Lows of Fantasy Football

Categories: General

“I want to throw this through the TV!” “I want to tear my hair out!” “I could KILL Mike Shanahan right now!” “WHY IS RICKY WILLIAMS IN AT THE GOAL LINE!?!?” Congratulations fantasy football players. You know exactly how gamblers … Continue reading

Fantasy Football 101: How NOT to Make a Trade Offer

Categories: Controversial Topics, General

You’re playing fantasy football, not running Three Card Monte in the park. No matter how you try, no matter which way you shape it, you CANNOT trade a bunch of your bench players for a fantasy superstar. I cannot stress … Continue reading

The Answer to the Most Popular Question in Fantasy Football

Categories: General, Matchups, Sit / Start

“Who Do I Start?” If I had a quarter….. Yeah, I hear that question a lot. Everybody does. For the most part, you need to make your own decisions. If you go against your instincts and listen to somebody else, … Continue reading

Jamaal Charles Anonymous: My Fantasy Football Team Is 0-2

Categories: General, Matchups, Player News, Waiver Wire

Maybe your fantasy football team is 0-2. Maybe your first five draft picks were: Jamaal Charles, Steven Jackson, Miles Austin, Antonio Gates and Mike Williams (South). That’s just not cool. But it’s beyond your control. That’s the thing with a … Continue reading

I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T! (Week 1 Edition)

Categories: General, Injuries, Player News, Waiver Wire

We learned stuff from Week 1 right? Don’t let any amount of beer, chicken wings, blackjack or Ladies of the Night distract you. That’s why you pay all that money for your big TV and the Sunday Ticket. Sure we … Continue reading

The Sunday Morning Something – Week 1 Edition

Categories: General, Injuries, Matchups, Player News, Sit / Start

Welcome to Week 1 of the NFL season. Complete with all the injuries and over-hyped news reports you can handle. We’re going to briefly (seriously) check out each game and see if there’s anything you need to know or anything … Continue reading

Running Back Handcuffs

Categories: Draft Tools, General

UPDATED: September 4, 2011 NOTE: Starting RB is Goal line RB if none is listed ARIZONA CARDINALS STARTING RB – Beanie Wells 3RD DOWN RB – LaRod Stephens-Howling HANDCUFF – LaRod Stephens-Howling ATLANTA FALCONS STARTING RB – Michael Turner 3RD … Continue reading

Last Minute Fantasy Football Draft Wisdom

Categories: Draft Tools, General

So here we are. You did it. You survived the lockout, the hold-outs and the injury scares. This is the Main Event. The Big Weekend. It’s time for your Draft, with a Capital D, no less. By now you should … Continue reading

Fantasy Football Draft Prep. Look Ma, No Names!

Categories: Draft Tools, General

Look, if you want rankings and such, there are a million websites all claiming that they know who is going to be better than who. I’ve got some guesses, but anybody who can tell for a fact that he knows … Continue reading